Last night I played Pokémon Monoply, or as it's known colloquially, "Pokémonopoly," or "Pokéoploy," or "Fuckin' Vileplume This Game is Stupid."
But with a Pokémon themed game night, you have to have Pokémon themed drinks. Just binging "Pokemon Drink" will get you information on Pokemon drinking games and how to satisfy the thirsty guards in Saffron City, so you need to specify alcohol when searching for recipes.
One I came across was the Bulbasaur family at The Drunken Moogle. It called for lime stuff and melon liqueur and mint garnish, which are expensive and/or hard to find at Jewel.
Eventually we just said "Screw it, let's just get some green booze." because the key part of the Bulbasaur is the green. This is our recipe:
Bulbasaur (shot):
1/2 shot Apple Schnapps
1/2 shot Apple Vodka
A few drops of lemon or lime juice for extra sour kick.
Ivysaur:
1 shot Apple Schnapps
1 shot Apple Vodka
Pour in a lowball glass and fill the rest with Ice and Moutain Dew (or if you're poor and at Jewel, Mt Chill) with juice to taste.
Venusaur:
1.5 shots Apple Schnapps
1.5 shots Apple Vodka
Use same glass as the Ivysaur. Fill rest of glass with Ice, Soda, and Juice.
The key to drinking these is evolving. You must do the Bulbasaur shot before anything else, then the Ivysaur, then the Venusaur. Now, the Venusaur is mostly alcohol. If you want to get messed up, drink Venusaurs. If you want to get tipsy enough to have a good time with your friends and NOT flip the board when you land on Nidoking for like the fifth time in a row, then stick with Ivysaurs.
Other drinks that I'll figure out recipes for later:
Blastoise: UV and something
Charizard: Something red you can light on fire
Koffing: A shot of dark liquor, after which you smoke a cigarette.
Zubat: Your friend gives you a shot out of nowhere, and you must take it. Zubat uses supersonic, which confuses you, so you must spin around three times after taking the shot.
Give me other Pokémon drink ideas. This will make a nice summer project.
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